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Frosty the Snowman
Is a “phone hog” they say
He was made of snow, but the students know
How he created a line that day
Hey , man! You gonna hog that phone until spring!
Hey , no cold calling on this phone.
911: What is your emergency?
Snowman: Spring thaw.
911: We are not accepting those requests at this time. Please call back on March 1st.
Gotta go, Honey. I’m getting hot vibes from a line of impatient students.
It’s not my fault, the phone’s frozen to my ear!
“URI Business students stand in line to try the latest telemarketing strategy”
I can’t hear you. Too much snow on the line…
“Frosty calls Salty at WPRO to see if there is ‘no school’ at URI”
“Hello Frosty, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty.”